The official Chuck Norris thread

Post by **Stiltzkin** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:09 pm

The link speaks for itself

Funny shit

SixPounder · Post by **SixPounder** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 8:24 am

"When Chuxk Norris does push ups...He doesn't push himself up..He pushed the earth down"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

RockyRhoads · Post by **RockyRhoads** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:06 pm

Ever read Chuck's biography? He is a bad-ass man!

I've got to give him credit for poking fun at himself, though. Thanks for posting that, it was funny.

Post by **Stiltzkin** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:13 pm

RockyRhoads wrote:Ever read Chuck's biography? H is a bad-ass man!

I know he was world champion in some martial-art,
and I've seen him in a Bruce Lee movie

RockyRhoads · Post by **RockyRhoads** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:19 pm

From Chuck's biography:

In 1968, Chuck fought and won the World Professional MiddleWeight Karate championships by defeating the World's Top Fighters. He held that title until 1974 when he retired undefeated.

That is six undefeated years!

SixPounder · Post by **SixPounder** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 10:16 pm

Stiltzkin wrote:
RockyRhoads wrote:Ever read Chuck's biography? H is a bad-ass man!
I know he was world champion in some martial-art,
and I've seen him in a Bruce Lee movie

To bad Bruce Lee snapped his neck

Bruce Lee > everybody else

RockyRhoads · Post by **RockyRhoads** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 10:24 pm

Bruce Lee didn't snap his neck, that was a movie...

Yes, Bruce Lee was the best ever, but Chuck is undeniably great.

Post by **Stiltzkin** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:58 pm

SixPounder wrote:Bruce Lee > everybody else

HELL YEAH !!

randyrhoadsfan1 · Post by **randyrhoadsfan1** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:02 pm

Hell yeah,Bruce has abbs AROUND his abbs

,he could chop food with one finger,chuck is a cool dude,so many myths.

in order of greatness

GOD>Bruce>chuck>everyone else

Post by **Stiltzkin** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:00 pm

randyrhoadsfan1 wrote: in order of greatness

GOD>Bruce>chuck>everyone else

Bruce>chuck>GOD>everyone else

randyrhoadsfan1 · Post by **randyrhoadsfan1** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:31 pm

^

,but god made them...how are they greater......oh wait...Bruce has abbs around his abbs and was like 2% body fat....is that even possible

Post by **Stiltzkin** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:40 pm

randyrhoadsfan1 wrote:^ ,but god made them...how are they greater......oh wait...Bruce has abbs around his abbs and was like 2% body fat....is that even possible

read above on the push-ups thing

RockyRhoads · Post by **RockyRhoads** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:50 pm

Stiltzkin wrote:
randyrhoadsfan1 wrote: in order of greatness

GOD>Bruce>chuck>everyone else
Bruce>chuck>GOD>everyone else

Mods are supposed to be mature enough to know that your statement is offensive and delete such crap, not post such crap.

I realize you were making a smartass comment, but I find it offensive. You should really think before typing.

And to all of you who think I should lighten up because this is just a Randy Rhoads site, remember, Randy was a Christian and would likely be offended by such commentary as well.

Post by **Stiltzkin** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 8:14 pm

RockyRhoads wrote:And to all of you who think I should lighten up because this is just a Randy Rhoads site, remember, Randy was a Christian and would likely be offended by such commentary as well.

I might add that I'm a christian too, baptised and later on a candidate for confirmation

People, regardless of religion, are nothing more than people and people
make jokes

What part in it do you find offensive ?!

If you didn't notice it by the topic and the link I posted,
this thread is VERY SARCASTIC

SixPounder · Post by **SixPounder** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 8:26 pm

Stiltzkin wrote:
randyrhoadsfan1 wrote: in order of greatness

GOD>Bruce>chuck>everyone else
Bruce>chuck>GOD>everyone else

Trick question.....Bruce Lee is GOD