Ultimate Rhoads

Posted: **Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:51 am**

Well I wanted to let my friends here know my news, it will be here in Spring but I decided to hold back for a while because I wanted to know all was well and it was healthy, its our first baby and Jessica is very excited (as am I).
We don't mind if its a boy or girl,if it gets Jessica's brains and looks it cant't go far wrong in life. Without her I know my life would be less content so I want to thank her for this gift.

Merry Christmas to you all and have a wonderful New Year.

Posted: **Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:20 pm**

Congratulations Ian,

Keep us all updated and hey! You'll be a fantastic dad

Simon

Posted: **Fri Dec 26, 2008 6:39 pm**

Congratulations!! There is no greater experience in this life than becoming a parent.

Posted: **Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:37 pm**

You'd better have pictures of that growing belly!
Love to you and Jess.

Posted: **Sat Dec 27, 2008 9:19 am**

2009 is going to be a fantastic year Ian.

Nice work!

Matt

Posted: **Sun Dec 28, 2008 4:20 pm**

That's some good news, congrats Ian!

Posted: **Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:53 pm**

CONGRATS IAN!!!!! That is GREAT News!! You and Jessica are Blessed!!

Posted: **Mon Dec 29, 2008 7:08 pm**

When is the due date, Ian? I know you told me in April, but I forgot.

I've been forgetting
alot of things these days.

Posted: **Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:09 pm**

Congratulations are in order!!

I won’t say anything about children being the worst sexually transmitted disease that you can get.

Posted: **Mon Dec 29, 2008 9:31 pm**

Nice, real nice.

Posted: **Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:43 pm**

Congratulations i gather the excitement was too much for you not to share this with us ...Ian have you been trying for very long.Was it a 'do it' by the manual routine or just a case of being very over doing it in the bed room

Posted: **Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:08 pm**

You know, after all these years, I shouldn't be surprised as to what Shaun comes up with!

Manual routine! I can just picture it, Ian reading a book, and Jess, well......

Great. Thanks for making me visualize.

Posted: **Tue Dec 30, 2008 6:59 pm**

LMAO oh god...

whats the book called?

"SEX... and how to put your doogle into her shmidle.. By Gretna Pregont"

you know im joking right Ian?

Simon

Posted: **Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:32 am**

JustTakeAPebble wrote:you know im joking right Ian?

Simon

Well i hope that you've read the book Simon or you'll be forever firing blanks..You've got alot to learn on the baby making front your sperm has to be at the correct temperature too cold and your wasting your time.Too hot and the baby gravy will not flow..

I forget the name of the book but it has all the diagrams and some super tips..

How do you think me and dweebshire have the killer L@@K..

Posted: **Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:32 am**

GUITARIDOL5682 wrote:
JustTakeAPebble wrote:you know im joking right Ian?

Simon
Well i hope that you've read the book Simon or you'll be forever firing blanks..You've got alot to learn on the baby making front your sperm has to be at the correct temperature too cold and your wasting your time.Too hot and the baby gravy will not flow.. I forget the name of the book but it has all the diagrams and some super tips.. How do you think me and dweebshire have the killer L@@K..

lmao shaun what you been having?

Simon

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Myself and Jessica are having a baby.