Ultimate Rhoads

Hey Joe....
Is the light outside getting light?
Just wondering.

Gina: "he said earlier that he felt sick."
Frank: "vomit on his sneakers?"
Gina: "but he's dizzy."
Frank: "what's his poison, Gina?"
Gina: "ummm, lager."
Frank: "lightweight."
Gina: "hahahaha."

Joe: "I'm a good man."
Frank: "yeah. I can see."
Gina: "he's sooo out of it."
Joe: "trust me, I'm a good man. I don't want any issues."
Gina: "now he's repeating himself."
Frank: "buzzed."

Joe: "I'm talkig to my future girlfriend."
Frank: "I smell leverage, Gina."
Joe: "hey give us credit."
Gina: "hmmmm."
Joe: "I hooped up with girls from school. And im gonanaemd up
with a firlfrinend."
Frank: "floozies."
Gina: "wtf did he just type?"
Joe: "floozies?"
Frank: "yup."

hey, give us a break, wasnt lager. you dont want to know what i started that night off with . something a lot harsher and stronger . Thing that makes it so funny, is like, I actually sorted a date out or something from all that madness with some girl, i'm like uhhhhh, okay, ill just go with the flow on this. not sure what i said to her to be honest haha . ill just blag my way through that one huh . This is just Gina and Franks revenge for getting old

hahaha.
You'd better be glad that it wasn't on audio.
And I bet you'll forget the flowers.

Sarab wrote:hahaha.
You'd better be glad that it wasn't on audio.
And I bet you'll forget the flowers.

I think it would of been funnier on audio but oh well, good times were had by all, and you have now humiliated your friend good job guys haha

Well me and Jessica just got back from meeting Joe

He said he was only drinking coke!

BUT

After ten minutes he was shouting at the passing cars and he kept saying I was his 'best mate and that he really loved me'.

Then he started shouting at some chairs and he stood up and threatened the table, saying that 'it looked at him funny'. Then he sang 'god save the queen', saluted and passed out. We stood him up and noticed that he had pissed himself. Then we helped him back to the car and got him into the back with the dog. Half way back to his house the dog gave out a huge yelp and jumped into the front shaking and refused to go anywhere near him.

At that point I couldn't take it anymore and we told him to get out, we left him there and we don't even care if he got home because he had completely ruined the back seat of the car. The smell got that bad even the dog was gagging and so we had to pull over and throw the seats into a field. Only then did the dog stop shaking.

Ian

Trigger wrote:Well me and Jessica just got back from meeting Joe

He said he was only drinking coke!

BUT

After ten minutes he was shouting at the passing cars and he kept saying I was his 'best mate and that he really loved me'.

Then he started shouting at some chairs and he stood up and threatened the table, saying that 'it looked at him funny'. Then he sang 'god save the queen', saluted and passed out. We stood him up and noticed that he had pissed himself. Then we helped him back to the car and got him into the back with the dog. Half way back to his house the dog gave out a huge yelp and jumped into the front shaking and refused to go anywhere near him.

At that point I couldn't take it anymore and we told him to get out, we left him there and we don't even care if he got home because he had completely ruined the back seat of the car. The smell got that bad even the dog was gagging and so we had to pull over and throw the seats into a field. Only then did the dog stop shaking.

Ian

news to me

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ian
I was laughing soo hard I was crying!
Mike asked what was wrong; he thought that I had read
something bad. I told him that it was Ian writing about Joe. He said, oh, ok, your UK friends.

Sarab wrote:OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ian
I was laughing soo hard I was crying!
Mike asked what was wrong; he thought that I had read
something bad. I told him that it was Ian writing about Joe. He said, oh, ok, your UK friends.

cheer up joe. it's all in good fun. not too many places where you can mess with the top man. did you buy your new firlfrinend flowers like we suggested?

frank wrote:cheer up joe. it's all in good fun. not too many places where you can mess with the top man. did you buy your new firlfrinend flowers like we suggested?

whos the one talking drunken now huh

uh and thats another story for another night

skezza wrote:

frank wrote:cheer up joe. it's all in good fun. not too many places where you can mess with the top man. did you buy your new firlfrinend flowers like we suggested?

whos the one talking drunken now huh

uh and thats another story for another night

Joe, shall we go back to the tapes about the firlfrinend??
And Frank, it is another drunken story for another night of deciphering...

Hey, how can it be another drunken story. I still wish i'd of chatted to you on the phone, then you couldnt copy and paste this all in