To all the ladies here

McLowery · Post by **McLowery** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 4:02 pm

Matthew wrote:

Sometimes it causes 'sexual friction' like this!

I remember discovering "sexual friction" when I was around 13... Oh wait, that's the wrong type of friction I think..

Cpt Matt Sparrow · Post by **Cpt Matt Sparrow** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 4:57 pm

McLowery wrote:
Matthew wrote:

Sometimes it causes 'sexual friction' like this!
I remember discovering "sexual friction" when I was around 13... Oh wait, that's the wrong type of friction I think..

As my old Physics teacher shouted one day "you're all a bunch of wankers"

When a couple of kids said "that's swearing" he said "no it's slang...because you literally are"

Maybe I should change the Hannibal Lecter quote about Bufalo Bill

"Our Billy wasn't born a tosser, he was made one by years of self abuse"

frank · Post by **frank** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 5:09 pm

are you saying gina is confused and aroused at the same time?
oh goody!

siro_angel · Post by **siro_angel** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 5:11 pm

frank wrote:
Matthew wrote:
Sarab wrote:Ummm Frank, did you have any special plans for Valentines Day, or did you fall asleep again? Just checkin'.

BTW, the ladykiller avatar isn't working.
Frank...au contraire!

Sometimes it causes 'sexual friction' like this!
are you saying gina is confused and aroused at the same time?
oh goody!

Well im keeping to my action hero's handbook i have that actually teaches you the right moment to act at sexual tension.

Simon

Cpt Matt Sparrow · Post by **Cpt Matt Sparrow** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 5:16 pm

Perhaps I shouldn't go there but why is it so absolutely appalling the the thought of your parents doing you know what

I am 32 and still find it horrid

siro_angel · Post by **siro_angel** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 5:28 pm

Matthew wrote:Perhaps I shouldn't go there but why is it so absolutely appalling the the thought of your parents doing you know what

I am 32 and still find it horrid

I remember talking to a friend of mine, and he said that when his mum told him that he came from a stalk when he was little, he turned around and said "so you had sex with a stalk? what did daddy say?"

I dunno if its true but hey an amusing tale

Simon

McLowery · Post by **McLowery** » Sun Feb 17, 2008 5:29 pm

Matthew wrote:Perhaps I shouldn't go there but why is it so absolutely appalling the the thought of your parents doing you know what

I am 32 and still find it horrid

I think it has to do with people not wanting to relate something like a torrid drunken sexcapade performed in the back of dad's pick-up truck at the drive-in movies with mom while the crowd cheered on, to the image of "Mom", the person who brought them into the world and loves them unconditionally!

Sarab · Post by **Sarab** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:31 am

frank wrote:
Matthew wrote:
Sarab wrote:Ummm Frank, did you have any special plans for Valentines Day, or did you fall asleep again? Just checkin'.

BTW, the ladykiller avatar isn't working.
Frank...au contraire!

Sometimes it causes 'sexual friction' like this!
are you saying gina is confused and aroused at the same time?
oh goody!

I really don't know what to say.....Should I be flattered or scared, of both at the same time?

frank · Post by **frank** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:33 am

just don't struggle, hunny.

siro_angel · Post by **siro_angel** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:35 am

frank wrote:just don't struggle, hunny.

Keep away from the handcuffs!

Simon

Sarab · Post by **Sarab** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:35 am

I'm just so confused.......I need help from Dr. Drew. Wait....or is it Dr. Ruth???

siro_angel · Post by **siro_angel** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:36 am

Sarab wrote:I'm just so confused.......I need help from Dr. Drew. Wait....or is it Dr. Ruth???

Dr Phil:

How do you feel about that?

frank · Post by **frank** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:38 am

don't help me simon.

siro_angel · Post by **siro_angel** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:40 am

frank wrote:don't help me simon.

I'm not just stay away from the handcuffs, the decision dice, and the whips!

Simon

P.S Just warning you xD

Sarab · Post by **Sarab** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:40 am

How the hell do I know??? Isn't that the reason why I'm asking for help????
I feel sooo dirty