Drummers!!!!!!!

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Drummers!!!!!!!

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As a drummer myself I was always pissed when I heard all the drummer jokes. But I do have a favorite drummer joke which still makes me laugh.

How do you know when a Drummer is knocking at your door?

He speeds up!

I don't know why but i love that one.
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I read some fun stuff about frummers(and musicians in general) in
a musicmagazine not long ago. If it weren't for the damn olympics ;)
I'd translate them right now. But Sweden plays the hockey-finals :D
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Post by Geo Sav »

What do you call a guy that hangs out with musicians?A Drummer. My brother is a drummer and he hates that one.
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Geo Sav wrote:What do you call a guy that hangs out with musicians?A Drummer.
That's one of'em ;)
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Post by SixPounder »

I got a good one..

What do you call someone who plays the drums?

A DRUMMER!!

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Post by Supernaut »

There's another version of yours trigger. Like a "drummers comeback" one

also used a bassist comeback :wink:


How do you tell if a guitarist is knocking at your door?

he knocks off rhythm and doesn't come in on time!

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