WTF Who would buy one of these ??

[GUITARIDOL5682]

I was looking around over at ozzyhead.com and someone had posted this item up.

http://www.flat-d.com/chairpadblack.html

[Ritchie]

eeeeeewwww that is nasty ! LOL , waiter at exclusive restaurant " here is your table sir , please take a seat " customer " thank you , is it okay if I place my fart cushion on the seat ? , I had eggs on toast for breakfast and beans for lunch ! "

[GUITARIDOL5682]

I like the diagrams how it shows how easy it is to fold up and pack away in your pocket. Cool just take your carbon stench filled woopie cushion home with you. Right On!!... I could imagine the champagne, wine drinking toffy nosed types sitting there squeezing the last bit of air out of themselves. Just because they can have the ordour all soaked up in the new gizmo they've just bought... "Oh! i say dearest i've just nearly shit myself and you cannot smell nothing !! Hoorah for the 'Poopycushion'.."

[Ritchie]

BBBBBRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPP ! " Oh sorry dear , I've forgotten my fart cushion , thought I was sitting on it and felt confident to tear one off ! "

[Trigger]

Did either of you old timers want one of these?

[Ritchie]

Did either of you old timers want one of these?

LOL .. imagine opening one of your presents at xmas and someone bought one of those for ya ! do you smile and say thanks or be offended ?

[Tito]

THANK PHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GUITARIDOL5682]

LOL .. imagine opening one of your presents at xmas and someone bought one of those for ya ! do you smile and say thanks or be offended ?

It would come in handy while having your Xmas lunch all that sage & onion stuffing and brussel sprouts. You could fart your arse off and not a single twitch of the nostrils from your dinning guests. Hoorah for the Poopie Cushion LOL!!