The official Chuck Norris thread
Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:09 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 8:24 am
"When Chuxk Norris does push ups...He doesn't push himself up..He pushed the earth down"
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:06 pm
Ever read Chuck's biography? He is a bad-ass man!
I've got to give him credit for poking fun at himself, though. Thanks for posting that, it was funny.
I've got to give him credit for poking fun at himself, though. Thanks for posting that, it was funny.
Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:13 pm
I know he was world champion in some martial-art,RockyRhoads wrote:Ever read Chuck's biography? H is a bad-ass man!
and I've seen him in a Bruce Lee movie
Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:19 pm
From Chuck's biography:
That is six undefeated years!In 1968, Chuck fought and won the World Professional MiddleWeight Karate championships by defeating the World's Top Fighters. He held that title until 1974 when he retired undefeated.
Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 10:16 pm
To bad Bruce Lee snapped his neckStiltzkin wrote:I know he was world champion in some martial-art,RockyRhoads wrote:Ever read Chuck's biography? H is a bad-ass man!
and I've seen him in a Bruce Lee movie
Bruce Lee > everybody else
Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 10:24 pm
Bruce Lee didn't snap his neck, that was a movie...
Yes, Bruce Lee was the best ever, but Chuck is undeniably great.
Yes, Bruce Lee was the best ever, but Chuck is undeniably great.
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:58 pm
HELL YEAH !!SixPounder wrote:Bruce Lee > everybody else
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:02 pm
Hell yeah,Bruce has abbs AROUND his abbs 
,he could chop food with one finger,chuck is a cool dude,so many myths.
in order of greatness
GOD>Bruce>chuck>everyone else
,he could chop food with one finger,chuck is a cool dude,so many myths.in order of greatness
GOD>Bruce>chuck>everyone else
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:00 pm
Bruce>chuck>GOD>everyone elserandyrhoadsfan1 wrote: in order of greatness
GOD>Bruce>chuck>everyone else
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:31 pm
^ 
,but god made them...how are they greater......oh wait...Bruce has abbs around his abbs and was like 2% body fat....is that even possible
,but god made them...how are they greater......oh wait...Bruce has abbs around his abbs and was like 2% body fat....is that even possiblePosted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:40 pm
read above on the push-ups thingrandyrhoadsfan1 wrote:^
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:50 pm
Mods are supposed to be mature enough to know that your statement is offensive and delete such crap, not post such crap.Stiltzkin wrote:Bruce>chuck>GOD>everyone elserandyrhoadsfan1 wrote: in order of greatness
GOD>Bruce>chuck>everyone else
I realize you were making a smartass comment, but I find it offensive. You should really think before typing.
And to all of you who think I should lighten up because this is just a Randy Rhoads site, remember, Randy was a Christian and would likely be offended by such commentary as well.
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 8:14 pm
I might add that I'm a christian too, baptised and later on a candidate for confirmationRockyRhoads wrote:And to all of you who think I should lighten up because this is just a Randy Rhoads site, remember, Randy was a Christian and would likely be offended by such commentary as well.
People, regardless of religion, are nothing more than people and people
make jokes
What part in it do you find offensive ?!
If you didn't notice it by the topic and the link I posted,
this thread is VERY SARCASTIC
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 8:26 pm
Trick question.....Bruce Lee is GODStiltzkin wrote:Bruce>chuck>GOD>everyone elserandyrhoadsfan1 wrote: in order of greatness
GOD>Bruce>chuck>everyone else