The Pub Thread

Cpt Matt Sparrow · Post by **Cpt Matt Sparrow** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 10:27 am

Here she is to see Trigger. She blanked me and said she wanted to see the admin...

GUITARIDOL5682 · Post by **GUITARIDOL5682** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:25 pm

Trigger wrote:
GUITARIDOL5682 wrote:Hey Watch it kidda!!! thats wor lass and she's all mine OK.
BUT, if I can bury 60 bottles of 'Broon' in you I might get my wicked way with Ms Cole and that way a least two of us will be happy!

Hoo! Pal yee just keep ya distance nd stop oggling wor lass. Nee matter how many bottles of dog yee put on that bar mate. I'd climb a mountain for wor 'Chessa'.

GUITARIDOL5682 · Post by **GUITARIDOL5682** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:33 pm

Double post.. just for wor Cheryl like

Cpt Matt Sparrow · Post by **Cpt Matt Sparrow** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:05 pm

Ian,

Could she be a new mod here maybe?

Matt

Alex · Post by **Alex** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:35 am

xx123456

Paul Wolfe · Post by **Paul Wolfe** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:19 am

Alex, that used to happen to me when I drank a lot... I'd swear that certain things were HUGE only to have a girl laugh and say, "No, dear, that's not huge!"

Post by **Trigger** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:47 pm

Cpt Matt Sparrow wrote:Here she is to see Trigger. She blanked me and said she wanted to see the admin...

OK but while me and Ms Cloe erm chat! could you keep Shaun out of the way?, since he downed those broons he seems stronger than ever!!! it must be a geordie thing!?

Cpt Matt Sparrow · Post by **Cpt Matt Sparrow** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:53 pm

Trigger wrote:
Cpt Matt Sparrow wrote:Here she is to see Trigger. She blanked me and said she wanted to see the admin...
OK but while me and Ms Cloe erm chat! could you keep Shaun out of the way?, since he downed those broons he seems stronger than ever!!! it must be a geordie thing!?

I'll pretend I have some rare signed RR stuff and buy some time for you. I reckon one thing that will divert his one track mind from Ms Cole will be some rare finds.

Matt

Post by **Trigger** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:39 am

Cpt Matt Sparrow wrote:
Trigger wrote:
Cpt Matt Sparrow wrote:Here she is to see Trigger. She blanked me and said she wanted to see the admin...
OK but while me and Ms Cloe erm chat! could you keep Shaun out of the way?, since he downed those broons he seems stronger than ever!!! it must be a geordie thing!?
I'll pretend I have some rare signed RR stuff and buy some time for you. I reckon one thing that will divert his one track mind from Ms Cole will be some rare finds.

Matt

Yeh! lets go for it, Shaun will never realise we are pulling a fast one

Cpt Matt Sparrow · Post by **Cpt Matt Sparrow** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:48 pm

LOL!

Matt

Cpt Matt Sparrow · Post by **Cpt Matt Sparrow** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:09 pm

All day was left eye has had a bloody pain on top of it and I can only assume it was due to dodgey wine the previous night. Anyway a big bottle of Peroni and some more wine and it hasn't gone this evening.

As I am a hypochondriac male I fear the worst

Cheers to you all anyway

Matt

GUITARIDOL5682 · Post by **GUITARIDOL5682** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:27 pm

Don't worry about it

it's probably just glaucoma thats popular with indoor alcoholics with one eye on the bottle and the other on the empty wine rack. If you wake up in the morning with one big huge eye like a cyclops you have not drank enough..

Cpt Matt Sparrow · Post by **Cpt Matt Sparrow** » Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:31 pm

GUITARIDOL5682 wrote:Don't worry about it it's probably just glaucoma thats popular with indoor alcoholics with one eye on the bottle and the other on the empty wine rack. If you wake up in the morning with one big huge eye like a cyclops you have not drank enough..

I thought it was this or just a mild case of the sars virus

Matt

Post by **skezza** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:00 am

Lesson in Jagerbombs. Not sure if its publicly viewable or not:
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php ... 1088595641

Cpt Matt Sparrow · Post by **Cpt Matt Sparrow** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:27 am

LMAO!

Joe, the barman on drink 5 looks so tense as he is watching you

Matt