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I found this amongst some Ozzy cuttings i think its from 1982 can anyone convert this into English Allemande Cheers

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you sure its german?

i studied German but i dont even recognise half the words, and my german couldnt have got that bad

... or could it

I think it's Dutch but you might have to get the Flying Dutchman or Stewie to confirm that. If I'm right maybe they can translate for us?

That language sounds very, very familiar!
I will make a translation of it this week.

Here the translation:

Ozzy loves to bite

Ozzy Osbourne has a fairly tendency to bite heads of living animals.
Recently a fan threw a living bat on stage that did get the usual treatment by Ozzy. The singer was not aware of the fact that bats can pass rabies and since he first was bitten by the animal he had to go immediately to the hospital to get some injections. The cure he is now undergoing will last another few weeks before one can be sure Ozzy has no rabies.
The incident makes sure that Ozzy can’t get his feet on English ground for at least two months because of the strict quarantine rules of that country. Besides the police has started an investigation in this particular concerthall to find out if more people did get infected that night!

They make him sound like he had the munchies real bad

Simon

Cheers Pat for the translation it was all Dutch/German to me hurdy gurdy nonsense but thanks for that mate...